A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes aah
It's a fine romance, you won't nestle
It's a fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts
I haven't had a chance
This is a fine romance
It's a fine romance, my good looking lovely fellow
Well , you're going to take romance,
I'm gonna take some jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their wings
To express emotion
I'm talking about a fine romance
We won't have no old good quarrels
It's a fine romance
because it's all very, very morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
It's a fine romance it ain't got no kisses
It's a fine romance my good friend this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
Yeah but you just sit there and sputter and fizz like stale headache powder.
This is a fine romance with no clinches
A fine romance with no good pinches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile the France
I haven't got a chance this is a fine
Let me tell you something
This affair is absolutely ridiculous
